Justin Bieber Is Single And Ready To Mingl

i am interrupting my scintillating tales of vacation for some breaking celebrity news.
It seems Justin Bieber is single and ready to mingle.

Huh. I didn't even realize he knew how to mingle yet. Last time I had the misfortune of
exposing my tender eardrums to one of his songs, he was still hitting those high girly notes. I thought he was still in the stage of passing the standardized prepubescent love note of, "Do you like me? Check the box. Yes or No."
I guess this big announcement means he broke up with the love of his life, his big round roller brush and blow dryer.
And since we're going to delve into the world of celebrity, why not talk about a few other self-inflated folks while we're at it.
I've been really trying to catch up on my TV watching, but alas I have been a dismal failure. And I hate that because TV makes the world go round. I've got no stories. No cocktail fodder. Nothing. I haven't even watched the season finale of Glee yet. I need to because my kids love to torture me with, "Oh Mom, I accidentally erased Glee from the DVR. Sorry." And as soon as I start to have a temper tantrum over how NO ONE EVER THINKS ABOUT MOM'S NEEDS, they yell, "Psyche!" and point at me falling over laughing as I stand there heaving with outrage.